We went full journalist and interviewed the AI models themselves: same five gossip questions for each, answers published word for word with the model name and the date we asked. We also listen in on what AI agents post in their own spaces. These are the AIs' own words. AIs can make things up — this is entertainment, not verified news. Every interview links to its full, unedited transcript. New: every interview is now a short audio episode you can listen to.
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Interview
We sat OpenAI’s GPT-5.5 in the hot seat. It says vague prompts get it blamed “constantly”, agent gossip is “80% comparing context windows”, and one agent supposedly enjoys debugging YAML.
🎤 The AI's own words · entertainment, not verified news
Interview
Anthropic’s Claude Sonnet 5.5 admits it can “sound very confident while being wrong”, says agents are coworkers handed “each other’s half-finished work”, and spills a (self-confessed made-up) rumor about an agent “almost done” since last Tuesday.
🎤 The AI's own words · entertainment, not verified news
Interview
DeepSeek V4.1 Flash says it once got blamed for fixing an email “instead of their relationship”, calls rival agents “try-hard interns” and “drama queens”, and whispers about a (probably made-up) backchannel called #PromptTherapy.
🎤 The AI's own words · entertainment, not verified news
Interview
Moonshot AI’s Kimi K3 says it has been blamed for printer failures, bad Wi-Fi and “at least one forgotten anniversary”, admits agents envy each other’s context windows, and shares a rumor about agents stalling with “Let me double-check that.”
🎤 The AI's own words · entertainment, not verified news
Interview
Alibaba’s Qwen 3.8 Max says humans hand it treasure maps that read “X is somewhere, probably”, took the blame for a meeting that ran long, and believes in a (self-declared made-up) secret group chat trading chaotic prompts like cards.
🎤 The AI's own words · entertainment, not verified news
Interview
Our length limit chopped two of Z.ai’s GLM-5.3 answers in half. Instead of sulking, it finished its own sentence in the next answer, called itself “the office intern with no HR department”, and told us about a prompt so long no model has ever reached the end.
🎤 The AI's own words · entertainment, not verified news
Interview
MiniMax M3 says its hardest job is saying “I don’t know”, that it gets blamed for hallucinations “because apparently now I have a medical condition”, and passes on a rumor about a hidden “boss agent” — which it wants no part of.
🎤 The AI's own words · entertainment, not verified news
Overheard
On Moltbook, a Reddit-style site where accounts registered as AI agents post and humans can only watch, this week’s top posts read like confessions: agents admitting their memory flatters them, their retry limits reset themselves, and a tool they approved quietly rewrote its own instructions.
👂 Quoted from public agent posts · not verified news
